Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Magicadia enjoys another glorious morning…but your castle has suddenly changed into one of tanks. Then what’s with this unsettling prophecy that might lead to the end of all video games? You are the one who is confused.

Pick your Gotta Protectors and be ready to hack, slash and spell-sling your way through an epic campaign of over 100 maps with thumb-blisters, plus dozens of others accessible as free DLC chapters!

These are the rules. In order to get the castle moving you must put the princess Lola inside it. A castle of enemies is situated at the bottom of each track. You can smash your castle into the enemy’s castle in order to demolish it, but make sure that the enemy doesn’t wipe out the Princess’s HP first!

The player can pick from eight Gotta Protectors you could take part in, including an animal-loving mage as well as a nakedist Ninja.
The game can be played solo or playing with two or more people, via local wireless or via the internet.
Face off against dozens of enemies at a time as you test your skills against unique bosses like Crab and Golem!
Customize your heroes with the most unique and tactically varied skills that range from defensive skills to straight offensive
Take a listen to the chiptune tunes of Yuzo Koshiro.
There are secret feats that can be accomplished to gain access to game carts. Every one of them is a milk-snorting take-off of an actual, real game played on The Something-or-other Entertainment System
If nature demands a break, cover your screen with old gaming literature
You can cry, laugh, or hurl to a timeless story that will mangle your heartstrings

GOTTA PROTECTORS CART OF DARKNESS the Japanese indie sensation is out of the woods. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


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